Things you should avoid after Thanksgiving!

In honor of the Holiday that nobody can decide when it really is, I thought it would be fun to record the things you should probably not do after Thanksgiving. here are a bunch, but feel free to contribute:

1. Don't wear wights after Thanksgiving.

2. Don't lick a street sign.

3. Don't wear a belt made of human flesh.

4. Do not turn your back on a Turkey - ever.

5. No matter how much ham you have left over, don't go into the woods wearing a ham-suit.

6. Don't fall into a turkey coma with your gaming buddies nearby.

7. In reference to number 6: Hide all indelible markers, toilet paper, and cell phones.

8. Pick up your Krampus suit from the cleaners.

9. Don't put up Christmas decorations until AFTER you have properly celebrated Krampusnacht.

10. Don't get caught celebrating Krampusnacht.