Following is the start of a list of d100 terrible superhero names! I am confident that the ones I have come up with so far are pretty bad, while acknowledging that they still fall short of the pretentious banality of something like a Harley Quinn ("Hohoho! Her name is Harley Quinn and she's a harlequin! She's so 'random.'").

Can you do worse? 

1) Attaché

2) Black Boy

3) Coldfinger

4) Crate and Barrel (the Un-Dynamic Duo)

5) Deep Dish

6) Heroin Chick

7) Side Piece (so named for the small gun she carries)

8) Sin Lactosa

9) Stabby

10) Wingding

11) Storm Serge (a hero to Russians but a villain to just about everyone else)

12) Wriggleman (one of several humanoid worms that are differentiated by the cities they are active in; e.g., Denver Wriggleman, Tampa Wriggleman, Portland Wriggleman)