Skirmisher Releases ‘MILFS: Monsters I’d Like to F***’

Michael O. Varhola
Have you ever looked at a female monster your party was up against and thought: “Man, I’d like to roll d20 to hit that!” Well, now you can! Skirmisher Publishing LLC is pleased to announce the release of MILFs, the monsters you would most like to have a random encounter with ($3.99, SKP E 0936, 8 pages; authors Melissa Dowell and the Skirmisher Game Development Group; artist Melissa Dowell). It is available as a PDF download on several online sales venues, including DriveThruRPG and RPGNow.  This set of full-color paper miniatures is designed to be compatible with other 25/30mm figures and contains nine different creatures, all scaled to be approximately man-sized. Furthermore, four of these have also been scaled for use as giant-sized creatures and one of them has been provided with a variant that can be used to show her in flight.  Miniatures in this set include:  * One slinky Dark Elf * One Centipede Woman * One sexy Fire Elemental * One heavily-armed she-Satyr * One Cyclops chick that has also been scaled for use as a one-eyed giantess * One Harpy that has been provided with a variant that can be used to represent her in flight * One Sea Naga that has also been scaled for use as a giant sea monster, “Mother Hydra,” etc. * One Bigfoot/Yeti/Abominable Snowwoman, which also has a giant-sized counterpart * One Woodwife that has also been scaled as a Treant MILFs is part of Skirmisher’s Cardstock CharactersTM line of figures that can be downloaded, printed out, and used in a variety of different RPGs and wargames. Other currently-available sets include ones for use with Mutant Future and other post-apocalyptic and science-fiction games; anthropomorphic ducks and pigs inspired by the Quactica  wargaming rules; and the “Forbidden Creatures of Foree” line of creatures that some companies have declared off-limits.  We hope you enjoy MILFs! Remember: You can’t spell “Treant” without “T” and “A.”